Step 1: Locate a square scarf. I stole mine from my mom. She is fancy so it is Hermes.
Step 2: Take opposite corners from said scarf and fold them together. This should leave you with a triangle shaped piece o'fabric. If you want, you can tie it around your head and pretend you're a female extra in Fiddler on The Roof. "Match maker, match maker make me a match. Find me a find, catch me a catch." Anyone? Anyone? K, bye.
Step 3: Keep folding.
Step 4: Tie the folded scarf around your head and pretend you're a ninja. This is also an optional step though highly recommended.
Step 5: Tie the folded scarf around your head so that you have bunny ears. Knot it once.
Step 6: Knot it again and start laughing because you're only two steps away from anti-mating!
Step 7: Take the bunny ears you've created and bring them toward the back of your head. Knot again.
Step 8: Put on patent leather booties, pose like a douche bag and voila, male genital deterring continues.
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